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My cat was sitting on a shopping bag and I felt it was a nice position to exploit her through animation.

˙˙˙əɯıʇ sıɥʇ ɹlqɯnʇ dn pəssəɯ ʎllɐəɹ ı

😋 Yeah, I sure hope Tumblr doesn’t add Emoticons. 😦 No, I wouldn’t like that. 😶 Huh? Why did it smile? 😳 Um, ok… 😉 What? 😍 Uh? 😌 …I give up.

Animation I made of person crying from about a year ago.

Animation I made of person crying from about a year ago.

Rain on Shelter

High quality stereo audio file of me holding my microphone under shelter surrounded by rain. Recorded a while back.

Best of WikiHow #2 - More Information than You’ll Ever Need!

http://www.wikihow.com/Control-a-wikiHow-Addiction - I’m not too sure about the authors addiction though…

http://www.wikihow.com/Practice-Dialing-9-1-1 - With a banana and calculator.

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-Waldo - I think I’m ready to find pretty much anything now!

http://www.wikihow.com/Start-Your-Own-Country - How to look and feel like a real Joseph Stalin.

http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Cult - How to worship your house pet.

http://www.wikihow.com/Recreate-Beatlemania - Everybody in this looks frightening, especially the Beatles.

http://www.wikihow.com/Give-Passive-Aggressive-Gifts-for-Christmas - How thoughtful.

http://www.wikihow.com/Have-a-Movie-Night-with-Your-Teddy-Bear - Remember to watch G or PG movies, even though the person in the picture is clearly an adult and carrying a teddybear.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-It-Rain-Money - Livin’ the dream.

http://www.wikihow.com/Look-and-Act-Like-a-Teenager - This article creates an uncertain feeling…

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-People-Think-That-You-Are-a-Vampire - Don’t tell your friends!

http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Someone-Who-Thinks-They%27re-a-Vampire - For your friend who read that article above.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-People-Believe-You’re-a-Mermaid-at-School - Under the sea! - with legs! At school!?

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Friends-Think-You’re-Crazy - Warning, you may lose your friends and your head is stuck looking like that.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-People-Think-You%27re-Immortal - These things aren’t going to make people think your immortal.

http://www.wikihow.com/Rip-Paper - No way! I’m gonna try it myself!

Over 1000 plays on my SoundCloud! - probably more than half being me clicking the repeat button over and over. Time to record through my songbook of about 3 albums worth of songs that I am occasionally too lazy to get done.

Over 1000 plays on my SoundCloud! - probably more than half being me clicking the repeat button over and over. Time to record through my songbook of about 3 albums worth of songs that I am occasionally too lazy to get done.

An ambient song featuring the soothing sounds of squeaking balloons and pitch shifted police sirens above the wave-like sonics of a slowed down accordion and rain patter. Then there is a distorted version of the entire track that seeps in half way through. I was originally going to have a repeating piano harmony with this, but it overcomplicated the sound, so I kept it as it is. NOTE: I think the volume is a little loud because I’m used to quarter volume mixing.

Life - A Creative Medium?

851 words on why you react to entertainment in certain ways and why sometimes you don’t react to it at all - or something, I’m not exactly sure what I wrote about. READ MORE BUTTON BELOW:

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Night Walk

Mindless wandering through suburbia. The first GIF is of various photographs I had taken yesterday night which I then made distorted. The bottom three were to test making an animation out of taking photographs every 5 seconds as I walked. I had to compress the bottom 3 heavily for upload, be aware.