Why do I need a new blog?

 
Come on WikiHow, your not trying to frighten those halfwits that think its a good idea? Why use the sad picture of the grown man crying to his two bald twin friends. He only went dumpster diving…

Come on WikiHow, your not trying to frighten those halfwits that think its a good idea? Why use the sad picture of the grown man crying to his two bald twin friends. He only went dumpster diving…

S0RNG/M3RSIC

A song I was asked to make early last year for somebodies project. This was in demo stages, and they never finished with their project so I never finished it.

They told me they wanted something “epic sounding with a slow build up” so I guess its ok?

It totally is!… its in the uh… the some… the mcintyre…? uh, dictionary.com maybe? HA! I found it! - its on Urban Dictionary………………..

It totally is!… its in the uh… the some… the mcintyre…? uh, dictionary.com maybe? HA! I found it! - its on Urban Dictionary………………..

The Origins of Planet Sea - For $79.99 Including Tax

Planet Earth, being the current naming trend of our planet is just a stupid fad, a factoid in fact, a perilous glass jar waiting to erupt in embarrassment… Oh, how I’ll prove them wrong when the floods hit. Those conniving fools! Mwahahaha! If only I could get out of this chair and give them the beating of a lifetime… Blast! I’m just too darn lazy… OK, to reiterate - Planet Earth is but a lie, the simple fact is; this planet has more water than it does land, go travel to the moon and take a look at it, you’ll be seeing blue, the rest is only a painful squint of your eyes. Look at the transportation business - there are more goods travelled on boat than there is with cargo truck or plane. The odds are in I’m telling you. A humbling leader is what this planet needs, a figure to look up to, and no one greater to be this leading figure is me I say. Lend me your hands and rejoice with my spirit, come to the ocean and live again. All this and more I speak! Go ahead and jump to the chance, all for the bargain price of $79.99 including tax, its a deal I say. Flippers, bathing suit and a whole truck load more, a must have to enjoy the sea at its fullest. Go ahead and dive in you fin!

"Meow"

"Meow"

A strange assortment of followers I just received. Peculiar names they have indeed…

Google cannot feel emotion

Google cannot feel emotion

Bowling for the Future Mutants!

Bowling for the Future Mutants!

Listen/purchase: Playing with Heat Control by Mika Efrat

I put this up on SoundCloud yesterday, then I realised how bad the mixing was, so I worked on getting it more even. I feel the harmonica is just a touch to quiet, but whatever, I’ve lost the patience to work on this one any longer, so here is the update BandCamp link.